In which my home away from home gets a shout out in National Review:
In Michigan's remote Upper Peninsula...
Hey now! Wait, I guess that's fair.
a group of 50 people paid $300 apiece to search for Bigfoot with the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization, according to the Detroit News. These crypto-zoologist wannabes even claim to have heard a "low-pitched howl" in the woods. The president of the BFRO says that there are thousands of shy and nocturnal Bigfeet—up to 11' tall and weighing 2000 lbs.—roaming around North America.
I hope they find him. Living in a town where the new Applebees makes front page news, I don't think it's possible to understate the impact such an event would have--though of course the very prospect is absolutely ridiculous. Still, I bet the big fellow is quite fond of pasties.
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stippers wear pasties
With or without ketchup?
Also, it's impossible to find strippers in the UP. You have to go to Hurley; everyone knows that.
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