A Muslim I Am

First, an incendiary little poem. I thought about sending this into the Lode, but I don't think my editor would publish it.

Second, I was referencing an older article I had written and noticed an error. We have killed thousands in Iraq; not millions. My apologies for lumping the neo-conservatives with the Communists, Nazis, and Abortionettes. Though, now that I think about it... anyway, the poem:

A Muslim I am; a Muslim I'll be,
Mohammed's the best prophet for me,
Jihad! Jihad! I wage upon thee!
A Muslim I am; a Muslim I'll be.

The Pope made a statement which aroused me to anger,
Claiming, he did, I bring violence and danger.
I cannot so fathom such an insidious lie,
For such a malfeasance he surely should die!

I'll loot in the streets and trash all the parks,
(Could it be there is truth in the Papal remarks?)
The Pope must make right, retracting hideous slander;
But this he won't do, I'll matter-of-factly take gander

For Christian and Jews are infidels all,
And ought to take heed to the Prophet's great call,
To accept the more perfect revelation,
And thusly avoid wretched damnation.

If they will not listen it bothers me not
I'll burn all their cities; their corpses shall rot
The Pope shall die first, for impugning us so,
We'll cut them all down, to hell they shall go.

For a Muslim I am; and a Muslim I shall be,
Mohammed's the best prophet for me,
Jihad! Jihad! I wage upon thee!
A Muslim I am; a Muslim I'll be.